Sunday Mashup Dec 9th,2007

Personal Note;
My Network Server is dark, Black (literally its a Sonata case with Black Piano finish) hobbled not by a failing Power Supply or a fried Mother board, or one of the 4 Hard drives doing a crash and burn.

No my self built Pride and Joy is silent because of the failure of a 2 dollar soft touch power switch. Of Course this would happen Saturday night with all my photos on those 4 hard drives and a Mashup due.

So I am somewhat abbreviated (and late)here today.
Hopefully I will have time to install that switch this week!

Gay Porn News;

Slow Slow week in GayPorn when the big news is 3 Porn stars appearing in the "non porn" Another Gay Sequel.

We knew Brent Corrigan was on the cast list 2 months ago (seems Jason & JC Adams just found out last week) and we learned Thursday(Thanks Bill) Michael Lucas and Colton Ford were added last minute. Colton Ford? I had to look him up, honestly as much porn as I watch I was clueless about Ford. Then I remembered yes he was in Porn Struck 2 and left porn at age 39 for a career in Dance Music!!!

Colton Ford, Jason Ridge et al who and where is the Gay audience for plastic,PornDroids with no personality,no sexual heat and who buys their porn? Come on I can find more excitement in a Hanes underwear ad than in one of their video's. Any wonder why the Dinosaur Studios are in deep trouble, the DVD's are not selling and the Foreign markets refuse to buy what the US Studios are churning out.

Good Porn is about Hot YOUNG YOUTH getting it on and off with each other in FUCKING SWEATY,ASS POUNDING, CUM SPLATTERING videos that leave the consumer panting and beating off and begging for more!

It is NOT about getting your near geriatric friends jobs, flipping a camera on and watching Muscle Dad's boink each other while being ever mindful of mussing their thinning hair and smearing the makeup! Or watching models who were hot in the Last Century compete to out Roar the young Turks. Face it guys Porn is for the Young there is nothing more pathetic than an Old Lion who has lost his Pride!

Wait I just figured it out the target audience for Colton and Jason et al, is an 18 year old (not quite out) 110lb nerd jacking off in his bedroom,,problem is 18yo's don't BUY porn they download it!

Now Michael Lucas is another story and he can as always be counted on to demonstrate why he is known as "Queen Michael" and the "Mouth that Swallowed Moscow" hmm sounds like a 50's Soviet B movie. Of course for someone who lives in NYC so he can gaze upon his two favorite Phallic symbols (the Chrysler building and Empire State) and dream,,,Michaels mouth is not the only thing yawning wide open!

The Rich dark brown wet ones, this aging Prima donna insists on squatting and dropping on GayPorno land are getting tiresome and tedious.

Lucas seems to have an infantile need for self adulation and braggadocio.

Many of my friends know I enjoy some of the videos from Lucas Entertainment, The Intern will be on my top 10 list for 2007.

I love Michael Lucas movies, it's Michael Lucas I Detest!

Lucas is the Howard Cosell of Gay Porn and that is illustrative, we all watched Monday Night Football despite the flatulent noises from Howard because you had good football and great people on that show in spite of Cosell mindless inanity's!

The same rule applys to Lucas Entertainment.

Michael Lucas is the public face of the studio, while the hired help actually Make the company what it is. Tony DiMarco is responsible for Writing and Directing the Videos that are released, EVERYTHING is outsourced, it is well Known that Queen Micheal does not even write his own Blog or press releases. English being a second language and all.

I know you are thinking okay what has the L'enfant terrible of Gay Porn done this time to piss Dewayne off.

Lets go back to Florida shall we,,,

from Brents Blog,,,

Aside from that, I had the pleasure of meeting two other porn stars while being here on set for this project,,,I will say, however, that these two certainly made their antipathy and disinterest for me very clear without mouthing any words at all.

Funny how the legit actors welcomed me with genuine interest and open arms, and this pair basically ignored my presence on this project.

I will say that one,(Michael Lucas) in fact, has taken the liberty of posting written, multi paragraph notices to the industry urging fans, viewers, journalists, studios, and producers not to buy my work, support my cause, or hire me for adult projects. So, I do find it rather interesting that he can work beside me on the same set without harboring those initial feelings,,,

,,,Look, I don’t hate this man. I’ve said it a thousand times; I base my opinions of people on my experiences with them. A tough life, if nothing else, has taught me this. At this time, all I ask is that this man put some of his producer prejudice feelings aside long enough to shake my hand without acting like it hurts to do so.

Let's read Michaels response to Brent (from JustUsBoys)

"Hey Angel,

I read your entry about what Brent Corrigan wrote on his blog. You wrote:

"One is that Michael Lucas would be willing to do ANYTHING with Brent Corrigan."

My explanation for this is very simple. I didn't do anything with Brent at all. This wasn't my production, and I didn't have a scene with him. He was staying in the same resort, and though he's a nice guy, forgiveness is not my virtue when it comes to such serious matters as personal freedoms.

No, my opinion about Brent has not changed. Yes, I did ignore him, as his presence reminded me constantly about how close we producers and studios can get to losing our freedoms.

I obviously am not in a position of dictating to producers of mainstream movies who to hire and who not to; it is their choice. However, my recommendation to the adult industry remains the same. No matter how nice or cute a model is, we should not be hiring those who are playing with our personal freedoms.

I take matters of law very seriously. I do not ever want to go to jail because of some dumb, little, irresponsible boy.

Feel free to contact me if you have any further questions about this.

Michael Lucas
CEO, Lucas Entertainment"

Well Michael you state you refused to work with Brent Corrigan and you continue to seek to ostracize ,belittle and Blacklist Brent Corrigan!

You choose to "stick up" for the Porn Producer Bryan Kocis and his opinion he was right and it was all Brent Corrigans fault, the same sad song of Blame the 17 yo while exonerating the 39 yo Raping Pervert Porn Producer! I am sure you blame Bryans 15 year old victim in 2001 as well!

Well now that your allegiance to the true shining lights of YOUR business has been established,
I would assume you feel the wrong person died in January. Your sense of justice and fairplay would only have been served by Brent Corrigan being killed in order to assure that no dumb, little, irresponsible boy should ever dare report a Producers Criminal activity again.

The mendacity of people like you Michael simply amazes me, the filth and human excrement you defend while calling for the personal destruction of someone who exposed a man for the criminal he was. But do you fear the Brent Corrigans of this world because you don't trust yourself, you just might get caught with your pants down with a 17 yo sucking your dick.
Worry that one of your former models might have a nasty word for how YOU treat your talent.

Ask Chad Hunt,Owen Hawk or Hunter James about your behavior.

Michael it can't happen soon enough to suit me, you deserve it just like you richly deserve that expensive little lawsuit over the Fellini film Copyright,, ah yes YOUR sense of Entitlement made you pursue the legally suspect path of infringing the copyright of a great man and his work! With your artless ,cheap wannabe parody, if it was a parody instead of a ripoff you might have a legal leg to stand on, nice to see most of your profit has been wiped out by your little misadventure. Would be a shame if the Fellini copyright holders really do believe you are worth millions and take you for every dime you don't have!

Well Michael your smug,self satisfied air of contempt would be understandable if that were the end of the story.

But thats not the whole story is it Michael?

Explain Queen Michael why you courted Brent Corrigan last summer to film with Lucas Entertainment?

Explain Queen Michael why days before your La Dolce Vita began production in Sept 2006 you emailed Brent Corrigan asking him to appear in La Dolce Vita.

Explanation Please Michael Lucas.

I have seen the emails from Lucas Entertainment YOU sent to Brent Corrigan including your generous salary offer.

Unfortunately Brent Corrigan turned YOU down as he was working on his own site and could not fly to NYC on a moments notice.

We are forced to conclude Michael that You got your garters in a bunch because the 19 year old Brent Corrigan TURNED YOU DOWN! He refused to drop everything for the exciting once in a lifetime experience of getting hosed by the biggest Prig in the NYC Sewage Dept, oops excuse me, the NY Porn Studio known as Lucas EnterTURDment!

You sir are a Flatulent GasBag and a Petulant little man, a has been porn star from the Last Century, whose artistic pretensions rest solely on the shoulders of people more talented and intelligent than you are!

What a Sad Pathetic little man you are! Why don't you get your Law license Michael then you can defend your crackpot studio from International Media Films.

Hope you are a better Lawyer than you are a Pornographer, sounds like the IMF lawyers have nailed your artistic pretensions. You make Skin Flick's Michael nothing more 2 guys fucking on camera save us the AFI wannabe crap! If you had an ounce of real talent you would be in Hollywood churning out REAL SHIT!

Remember this soliloquy from Tony Richardson lawyer for the plaintiff:

"For a long time, since probably the — well, surely the majority of the world’s population has been alive — this name “La Dolce Vita” has meant one movie. Now it is meaning two, and it identifies two distinctly different types of movie, one of which is I guess free speech, but it is still something that’s held as inappropriate by much of the population.

What we have here is what for all practical purposes is a serious art film, a work of art being debased by what appears to be a hard-core pornographic film. It is as simple as that. It is our feeling, it is our belief that this is going to damage the picture. It has damaged La Dolce Vita some now, it will damage it more as time goes on and as more people come to associate Mr. Lucas’s work with the words “La Dolce Vita.”

“I hope we can now get this whole unnecessary distraction behind us. is that the quote celebrating victory, or the trailer notes on the film box? comment from the Legal Blog qouting Michael Lucas (he wrongly thought the suit was dismissed the judge simply refused to halt distribution pending trial!)

"It just seems that Mr. Lucas, Esq. is merely making a living using what most other lawyers are accused of being."

Links on Michael Lucas "Legal entanglement"
Law Blog
WikiPedia


Yes Brent is looking for a few good models for the January shoot in Tahoe!

Derek Rivero
Derek Rivero is a good example of the new breed of Porn model, smart, sexy and determined to go into business for himself. Where have we heard this before? And why do OLD producers fear 18 ,19 Twink's who have got their act together?

I met Derek last March at Urban Mo's for the Chaosmen meet and greet. Zach Randall introduced Derek as the next big Twink in Porn. I remember my friend Jim asked when and where? Zach's response half under his breath "When he is legal!"

Yes Derek is just 18 and has 3 hit videos out in the last 6 months. Including Swelter for Chi Chi LaRue. Now he and BoyFriend Zach Randall are preparing to launch RandallRivero Productions as a joint venture. This sexy Israeli/Venezuelan was sure turning heads and garnering his share of attention standing next to Zach back in March at Mo's. Thats Derek looking forlornly at his empty glass, next to Zach in the pic below my friend Jim is no doubt saying something dirty to Zach!

Marc at Chronicles of Pornia has the exclusive Interview .


















10 Worst Christmas Songs;

We all know Christmas songs can be both truly irritaing and awful but some are in the catagory of "What were they thinking" X-Mas cash of course! Here are 10 from Spinner magazine,,,

'Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)'
--John Denver (1975)

The late Rocky Mountain troubadour sometimes introduced this song as a funny little ditty that took on more serious overtones over time. It's hard to see what could have been funny about a seven-year-old pleading with Daddy not to pass out under the tree. Not when you consider that Denver had two DUI arrests before his death in 1997.

'Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)'
--The Ramones (1989)

When Joey Ramone sees trees of green -- red roses, too -- it truly does sound like a wonderful world. But when he calls out to the stray flying mammals on his tenement rooftop -- where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen? -- to help save him from another bickering Christmas, it's just too absurd.

'Merry Christmas With Love'
--Clay Aiken (2004)

This song comes to us warmed over from an old seasonal pot luck by contemporary Christian artist Sandy Patti. Just as the lonely subject despairs that there's "no reason for trimming the tree" (Was she dumped? Lost in a remote wing of her McMansion?), the carolers remind her of the true meaning of Christmas. Was that a sigh of relief, or are you choking on your peppermint?

'Santa's Beard'
--The Beach Boys (1964)

The kid pulls the pillow out from under Santa's shirt and yanks off his beard. The whole scenario makes our stomach roll over, like an undercooked ham -- for instance, when was the last time that pillow was washed? With Brian Wilson hitting his most migraine-inducing falsetto note as he repeats the taunt ("Not Santa! Not Santa!"), we may never enter a shopping mall again.

'Christmas Conga'
--Cyndi Lauper (1998)

Seriously? After all the snow shoveling, the shlepping through the malls, the tantrum-throwing children and the drunken uncles, you really think we feel like joining a conga line?

'Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town'
--Bruce Springsteen (1981)

Even though he's darn near as sainted as St. Nick himself, Bruce is capable of laying the occasional lump of coal. We've got no beef with rollicking through this sloppy number live, but do radio stations really have to play it 5,000 times every December? And, yeah, we get it ... Clarence wants a new sax.

'8 Days of Christmas'
--Destiny's Child (2001)

Backrubs and poems. A diamond belly ring and some quality T-I-M-E. "Doesn't it feel like Christmas?" Well, no, ladies -- it feels kinda dirty, like we're the third wheel on your No-Tell Motel weekend. The keys to a CLK Mercedes? Now, that's a sentiment we can get behind.

'Christmastime'
--The Smashing Pumpkins (1997)

When Billy Corgan shrieks about feeling like a rat in a cage, he's a voice of authenticity. When he sings about the tender feelings he has for tots fawning over their presents, it's ... creepy. How close are we letting him to these kids, anyway?

'Wonderful Christmastime'
--Paul McCartney (1979)

Look, kids -- Daddy got a new synthesizer for Christmas! McCartney has reportedly renounced this creampuff in recent years, but the damage was already done. But you gotta give it to him: the old boy can write an irrepressible melody even when he sounds like he's puckered up from a half-dozen eggnogs.

'Santa Baby'
--Madonna (1987)

Madonna had been around the block far too many times to get away with playing the infuriating Betty Boop-ish ingenue. When Eartha Kitt made a case for being a good, deserving girl -- "think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed" -- it was mildly amusing. When Madonna trotted out the line, it was just another reason for Sean Penn to start throwing ornaments.




Sunday Comic's;










Touch and Go;

Zac Efron getting reacquainted with himself

Sorry but Brent Corrigan is so much sexer than Zac, No Contest I'll take a Porn Star over a Disney Kid any day!

Vote Brent for Best Porn Star Site and Best New Adult Site!


Sunday Studs;

Not big on Headless torso shots but this one is sexy! Of course this is what most gay guys would see anyway,,,who needs a face right?

Sexy Justin Timberlake